The Iron Law of cake, you cannot have it and eat it too.
Since TigressaDaina sends me a nice valentine, but also because I do not celebrate valentine's day (Also, she is the wrong gender and species.) I made her a friendship cupcake (Yes, for once the WOMAN is friendships zoned! celebrate all mens rights activists!)
Sadly,t here is no way to mail said cupcake across several continents. So it is I will eat the cake without having it, and she will have the cake without eating it.
Philosophy!
Also, I do hope nobody else wasted their money on mandatory gift day, love is not material people!
It's the best way to gift.