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Kiwi Christmas</i>
Police pulled me up,
Police pulled me up,
Police pulled me up,
When I kept going, they got backup.
Police got my car,
Police got my car,
Police got my car,
Damn speed cameras and radar!
I wanna have me a kiwi christmas,
But I can't have me a kiwi christmas,
You just can't have me a kiwi christmas,
When you've been all locked up!
Police locked me up,
Police locked me up,
Police locked me up,
Just 'cause I was driving drunk.
Police beat me up,
Police beat me up!
Police beat me up,
Resisting arrest and all that stuff.
I wanna have me a kiwi christmas,
And well, this IS a kiwi christmas,
It seems to be the way I spend each christmas,
Though I really hate this part!
Police pulled me up,
Police pulled me up,
Police pulled me up,
When I kept going, they got backup.
Police got my car,
Police got my car,
Police got my car,
Damn speed cameras and radar!
I wanna have me a kiwi christmas,
But I can't have me a kiwi christmas,
You just can't have me a kiwi christmas,
When you've been all locked up!
Police locked me up,
Police locked me up,
Police locked me up,
Just 'cause I was driving drunk.
Police beat me up,
Police beat me up!
Police beat me up,
Resisting arrest and all that stuff.
I wanna have me a kiwi christmas,
And well, this IS a kiwi christmas,
It seems to be the way I spend each christmas,
Though I really hate this part!
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What? A paradoy.
Why? 'cause it's 2am and I'm drunk!
Whoooo!
Also, mom sent me a photo of the tree. Have you ever seen anything so overdone?
Why? 'cause it's 2am and I'm drunk!
Whoooo!
Also, mom sent me a photo of the tree. Have you ever seen anything so overdone?
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