Downsizing our trees

Due to recent budgetary cuts we have had an unparalleled opportunity to increase the efficiency of our tree operations. Regrettably this will require some cuts to various areas as we see to improve efficiency, but we hope you will bear with us to help shape a better future.

These trees were once six feet tall. A man was given a chainsaw. It was decided that the trees need pruning. This is the result.

That was two years ago. The trees still grow, but for some strange reason haven't fruited. The tiny new tree I planted (Seen elsewhere in my gallery.) has managed an impressive 8 fruit this year despite being only three feet high and one foot wide.

Chainsaw madness is a terrible thing.