Well not so much me as me and my friend as we were driving. (Well she, kinda hard for two people to drive, believe me, I tried.)
I mean seriously, a turtle. A big one. Thing was a foot wide. I don't know if it was dead before, but it was after.
I mean seriously, SERIOUSLY, a freakin' turtle? I don't even know.
The car now has a sizable dent in it.